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Via the ever-vigilant Mark Ramsey (@mramsey1) at Hear 2.0
Investigators still lack one key piece of information about the fake hostage situation at a government buidling in Jefferson City two weeks ago. They know where the call came to. They don’t know where the call came from.
Investigators say somebody got the unlisted number for an elevator telephone in the building, called it, and told the elevator rider who answered there was a hostage situation underway on the fifth floor of the building. That person told a second person who then told her supervisor who then told the alarm company that then called police.
Five law enforcement agencies responded. The building was evacuated. Streets were blocked off for four hours
I love that someone thought to build these and found those willing to do so. Who were these people and what stories could they tell. Be sure to see other examples via the link below the photo above.
What the people who are flipping out about the treatment of Palin should be asking themselves is what it means when it’s not just jerks like us but everybody piling on against Palin. For those of you who can’t connect the dots, I’ll tell you what it means. It means she’s been cut loose. It means that all five of the families have given the okay to this hit job, including even the mainstream Republican leaders. You teabaggers are in the process of being marginalized by your own ostensible party leaders in exactly the same way the anti-war crowd was abandoned by the Democratic party elders in the earlier part of this decade. Like the antiwar left, you have been deemed a threat to your own party’s “winnability.”
And do you know what that means? That means that just as the antiwar crowd spent years being painted by the national press as weepy, unpatriotic pussies whose enthusiastic support is toxic to any serious presidential aspirant, so too will all of you afternoon-radio ignoramuses who seem bent on spending the next three years kicking and screaming your way up the eternal asshole of white resentment now find yourself and your political champions painted as knee-jerk loonies whose rabid irrationality is undeserving of the political center. And yes, that’s me saying that, but I’ve always been saying that, not just about Palin but about George Bush and all your other moron-heroes.
What’s different now is who else is saying it. You had these people eating out of the palms of your hands (remember what it was like in the Dixie Chicks days?). Now they’re all drawing horns and Groucho mustaches on your heroes, and rapidly transitioning you from your previous political kingmaking role in the real world to a new role as a giant captive entertainment demographic that exists solely to be manipulated for ratings and ad revenue. What you should be asking yourself is why this is happening to you. Even I don’t know the answer to that question, but honestly, I don’t really care. All I know is that I find it extremely funny.
Can he be old enough to have logged the hour of practice this required?
